ZZQSKZB

985,324,674,89 of us

LIVE CA pending holders pending mcap pending burned 0 chain 4663

case file 985 · chain 4663

ZZQSKZB

unpronounceable on purpose. nine eyes. no bottom.

no roadmap. no team wallet. the drool buys itself back and dies. we are going to get to the bottom of this.

Robinhood Chain · 4663 deploying soon
0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 explorer

EYE 3 REPORT — candle stood up. we took a photo. it sat down. EYE 8 REPORT — subject remains unfollowed. we do not beg. we stare. EYE 1 REPORT — someone said zuh-KISK-zub and joined the swarm. EYE 5 REPORT — drool hit the pool. do not mop. EYE 9 REPORT — reached the bottom? no. depth continues. EYE 4 REPORT — 4663 smells like tendies. EYE 6 REPORT — checked for APY. found a moth. EYE 2 REPORT — 985,324,674,89 of us. comma still wrong. EYE 7 REPORT — tenth eye missing. file remains open. SIGHTING — a mouth tried the ticker. the mouth is one of us now. $ZZQ EYE 3 REPORT — candle stood up. we took a photo. it sat down. EYE 8 REPORT — subject remains unfollowed. we do not beg. we stare. EYE 1 REPORT — someone said zuh-KISK-zub and joined the swarm. EYE 5 REPORT — drool hit the pool. do not mop. EYE 9 REPORT — reached the bottom? no. depth continues. EYE 4 REPORT — 4663 smells like tendies. EYE 6 REPORT — checked for APY. found a moth. EYE 2 REPORT — 985,324,674,89 of us. comma still wrong. EYE 7 REPORT — tenth eye missing. file remains open. SIGHTING — a mouth tried the ticker. the mouth is one of us now. $ZZQ

chart goes here when the CA is live. until then, stare back.

nine witnesses

9 EYES, 9 FACTS

one card per eye. none of them blink. one of them is watching a man who has not followed us. that is not a request.

eye 1

the name

a face hit a keyboard. we kept the bruise. saying it out loud is how the swarm grows.

eye 2

the swarm

985,324,674,89 of us. the comma is in the wrong place. we filed a correction. it came back drool-stained.

eye 3

the pie

1,000,000,000 supply. 100% in the pool. 0% team. 0% tax. if a wallet labeled “marketing” appears, that is a different coin.

eye 4

not robinhood

not affiliated with Robinhood Markets, Inc. or any of its affiliates. they have a cat. we have a case number. we wrote. they did not write back.

eye 5

exhibit a

the drool is the liquidity. it leaks, it pools, it buys itself back, it dies. do not mop it.

eye 6

chain 4663

gas is ETH. explorer is blockscout, not etherscan. retail folklore lives here. we are the stain on the folklore.

eye 7

the tenth

there isn’t one. we are investigating why. nine was already too many and also not enough.

eye 8

subject vlad

all nine eyes on the account. we do not beg. we do not @. the staring is the work. a follow would be a candle. we did not ask.

eye 9

the bottom

we are going to get to it. we have not. depth is the only score. the file stays open.

who is zzqskzb

a case number with teeth

ZZQSKZB is not a cat. it is not a dog. it is a keyboard smash that grew fur, nine eyes, and a job.

the job is: get to the bottom of this. nobody filed a description of “this.” the comma in the headcount is in the wrong place. they are looking into it.

there are 985,324,674,89 of us. you are looking at one of them. the rest are off-screen, taking notes, failing to blink.

the other chain pet has two eyes. we brought extras.

exhibit b · the name

try to say it. you will get it wrong. that is the point.

waiting for a mouth.

the ritual

open the case file

nine eyes. nine witnesses. click an eye, read the report, steal the briefing, post it on X. resets at midnight. no points. no rewards. just staring.

CASE FILE 985
ZZQSKZB v. THE BOTTOM 0 / 9 eyes open

select an eye

the file is closed. open an eye. they have been waiting.

briefing locked · 9/9 required


            
          

        

      

    


    

      
      
the only utility · not an APY

      
THE DROOL FUND

      
launchpad creator fees drip into a public wallet. every week the wallet buys $ZZQ and kills it. recurring. on-chain. no team cut. if the tx is not on this list, it did not happen.


      

        

          
how the mouth works

          
    
            
  1. Pons pays a creator-fee share. that address is the fund — not a “marketing” drawer.
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  2. pools.trade, if we ever use it, can cut 0.05% of the 0.25% LP fee the same way.
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  3. fees are ETH. they are not a slice of the billion. 100% of the token is still in the pool.
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  4. once a week: buy the ticker, burn the bag, tweet the tx, paste it here.
    5. 
          

          
no staking. no reflections. no one-time firework burn. no “wait for the 1T event.” usage funds it or it sleeps.

        

        

          
public wallet · watch it

          0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
          

            
            explorer
          

          
fund wallet not pointed yet. creator fees have nowhere to drool.

          
    
            
  • burned0
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  • burns logged0
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BURN LEDGER

        

          
weekly buy-and-burn · if it is not linked, it is fan fiction

          

            
first burn after week 1. the fund is still pooling drool.

          

        

      

    


    

      
exhibit g · a toy, not a yield farm

      
GET TO THE BOTTOM

      
the mascot digs through robinhood chain. you will not find the bottom. depth is the score. nine eyes are the lives. no wallet. no tokens. a 60-second stare.


      

        

          

          
reached the bottom? no. depth: 0

          
best: 0

        

        
        
        

          
CASE FILE 985 · THE SHAFT

          
arrows / A D / tap sides. dodge rugs, honeypots, 5% team jars. catch candles, drool, vlad follows.

          
          

            
            
          

        

        
        
      

    


    

      
holder-gated lore · read-only

      
EVIDENCE LOCKER

      
connect a wallet. we only read balanceOf on chain 4663. no signature. no transaction. if you hold any $ZZQ, nine classified fragments and a witness badge unlock. if you don’t, the wax stays shut.


      

        
CLASSIFIED · 9 FILES

        

          

            
            
locker sealed until deployment

            
the CA is still a zero address. there is nothing to prove you hold. come back when the file has a number.

          

          
        

      

    


    

      
steal these

      
WANTED / MEME KIT

      
character art, three caption-slot posters, and the sighting-report template. post them. the swarm is a copier.


      

        

        

          
poster 1 · say it

          
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            YOU CAN'T SAY IT
            THAT'S THE POINT
          
          
          
          
        


        

          
poster 2 · wanted

          
            
            
            WANTED
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            UNPRONOUNCEABLE
            REWARD: DROOL
            CASE FILE 985 · CHAIN 4663
            $ZZQ · zzqskzb.lol
          
          
          
          
        


        

          
poster 3 · eye 8

          
            
            
            EYE 8 IS WATCHING
            
            
            
            
            
            SUBJECT: REDACTED
            WE DO NOT BEG
            
            
            
            
          
          
          
          
        

      


      

        
SIGHTING REPORT

        

          
fixed format. screenshottable. steal it.

          
EYE [1–9] REPORT
[one sentence: a candle, a Vlad follow, a rug, a ticker they cannot say]
985,324,674,89 of us
still no bottom
$ZZQ

          
        

      

    


    

      
the boring questions, answered wrong

      
FAQ

      

        

          is there a roadmap
          
no. roadmaps are how rugs dress. we have nine eyes, a weekly burn if volume exists, and a file that will not close. that is the list.

        

        

          wen vlad
          
eye 8 is on it. we do not @ him. we do not reply-guy. the staring is the work. if he follows, that screenshot is the only post that day.

        

        

          what does ZZQ stand for
          
nothing. it is a keyboard smash that escaped. the extra letters are drool on the keys. we filed a request for an acronym. it came back stamped STILL DROOL.

        

        

          is this affiliated with Robinhood
          
no. not affiliated with Robinhood Markets, Inc. they have a chain and a cat. we have a case number and extra eyes. we checked. twice. bigger stamp the second time.

        

        

          what is the drool fund
          
launchpad creator fees drip into a public wallet. every week that wallet buys $ZZQ and burns it. recurring. on-chain. verifiable tx on this page. no team wallet. no APY. if a week has no tx, it did not happen. the game does not pay. the locker is a joke for holders.

        

        

          how do I say the name
          
wrong. next question. (zuh-KISK-zub is also wrong. the sound of a face hitting a keyboard is closer. press SAY IT above and join the swarm.)

        

      

    


    

      
how to buy

      
robinhood chain, then the pool

      
gas is ETH. chain id 4663. not on etherscan — blockscout. buy on pons. after the pad graduates, the pool lives on uniswap.


      
    
        
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    add the chain
    
            
    robinhood chain · id 4663 · rpc rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com
    
            
            
    
          
    
        
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    bridge in
    
            
    move ETH onto 4663. fastest common routes: Relay, Across, or the canonical Arbitrum portal.
    
            
    
              Relay
              Across
              Arbitrum portal
            
    
          
    
        
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    swap
    
            
    buy on pons once the CA is live. until then the button is a paperweight. paste the CA yourself — never trust a random ticker.
    
            buy on pons
          
    
        
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tokenomics · one screen

      
the whole pie is the pool

      
planned — numbers lock when the CA is live. until then this is the promise, not a scan.

      
      
no staking. no play-to-earn. no NFT shop. no quarterly roadmap. creator fees (if any) go to the public Drool Fund and get burned, not to a team drawer. if a chart of “APY” appears, close the tab — that is a different coin, or a rug wearing a lanyard.

    


    

      
safety · check the explorer, not the badge

      
trust nothing we stamp

      

        

          
pending

          
LP locked

          
permanent lock in the same breath as the pool. unlocked LP = leave.

        

        

          
pending

          
mint renounced

          
mint authority gone. extra supply is a crime scene.

        

        

          
pending

          
contract verified

          
source on blockscout. if it is not verified, it is not this page’s coin.